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Yesterday I was out with my posse, and I came as close to pure obliteration and annihilation as I have ever come, so much so that I was kind of apprehensive there for a bit. I went into an open conference room, and began to prepare for what I thought was going to be the most valuable computer based presentation in my career. However, much to my sheer shock, my computer refused to budge, and had all the earmarks of being cruelly injured by spyware or adware. Suddenly, I shrieked like a school girl who’s just found her lunch box filled with starved cockroaches. Several people ran up to see what all the hubbub was about. It looks like you’re in need of some good spyware adware removal software, said a guy that sounded like a cowboy. I almost cried in glee at the thought of my most horrible problem being so rapidly and readily solved, I thanked him, and he left.